Please do not tell me to not smoke because l do what l want and I am not going to not do it because an anonymous person online told me not too... Just think before answering because you wont get 10 points with that shit.


So my parents are going out tomorrow and a couple friends and l wanna smoke hookah in my room. If they come home an hour after we're done smoking will they know? And I am planning on opening my window after too.

whats hookah

open the windows an hour before they come (even smoke with the windows open) and then spray something like a deodorant or anything in the room. It will be totally fine. l ve done it many times

Dude, unless youre like 12, u can pull this off. Just smoke with the windows open & light candles right before u get done, either that or just do it outside. If youre really that worried about them catching you, or finding out (which isnt going to happen) use fans. Its really overkill, but its an insurance policy. Just make sure not to over saturate ur room with smoke ie. blowing the smoke onto fabrics & stuff. That mess aint coming out, even with febreeze. You should be cherry man, just take car of ur buisness & maintain ur grown man. But to answer ur initial question. No, they wont know.

One hour is cutting it close but if your caught wtf do l care. When you and your burner buddies take the hookah and stash into your room, bring a towel and fan in wth you. The towel goes under the door, once in place the door does not open again till all is said and done. Open the window all the way turn on the fan, good to go.

You didnt say if ur parents no what it smells like or not..my son smokes it but he opens his windows .hooka smells fruity.not like smoke..dont spray anything in the air or they will no whats up.it will mix with the hooka smell & be worse..i personally like hooka myself..i dont like my son smokin it but it dose not have all the addicting stuff in it..try to blow the smoke out the window even a fan blowing out helpss..if they dont no what it smells like u can pass it off as a fruity inncence,,but if they do no then give yourself a little more time & use a fan..

wax kills the smell of smoke, or incense

l do not normally nag people about smoking, it is their own business, but because u asked so nicely, no, do not do it, it is as deadly as cigarettes & a disgusting foreign habit like wiping yourself with ur hand & l hope u remember this some day when you're in the hospital leaning over two pillows gasping for breath & coughing up blood & think of the guy who tried to warn u but u were too stupid to listen no & ask the hospice nurse to use the computer for u since you're too wheezed out to do it yourself & give me 10 points for trying to save ur godforsaken life.